Saturday, August 6, 2011

Flying monkies and 180 degree reversals

One of my most fervent desires actually transpired today, and I still remain in a state of severe shock and surprise -- even at this late hour.

What happened, you ask?

The object of my rather intense infatuation suddenly pulled a complete 180 on me, that's what.

Moreover, I think I was so utterly shocked by his abrupt change of heart that I not only wound up completely missing a very important appointment with my speech therapist. I think I sat of my bed for like five hours with my eyes wide open and mouth agape thinking "What the fuck just happened?" over and over again like a broken record.

I seriously don't know if I'll ever recover.